Things pugs will do for their friends:
Visit you unannounced.
Take over your bed.
Give unconditional love.
Bark at ghosts.
Carry dingleberries into your home.
Forgive and forget
Clutter your house with half-eaten chewies.
Live for today.
Go nuts with elation when you give them a present.
Follow you everywhere.
Let you know when they don’t trust someone.
Protect you.
Show appreciation when you do something for them.
Things Pugs won’t do as friends:
Try to make a point with silly, inappropriate hand gestures.
Talk about you behind your back.
Talk incessantly about trivial nonsense.
Keep repeating themselves even when you tell them you already heard that.
Keep repeating themselves even when you tell them you already heard that.
Be anal-retentive.
Become closet smokers.
Be control freaks.
Give ludicrous excuses for not wanting to do something.
Become obnoxious know-it-alls.
Make money and material things their main reason for living.
Give absurd rationalizations for rude behavior.
Live in the past.
Insist their way of doing something is the only way.
Tell strangers your personal business.
Make sarcastic remarks.
Brag about their exploits.
Lie about their exploits.
Take advantage of your friendship.
